"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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