Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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