My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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