So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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