He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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