She's JV to your varsity
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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