She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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