Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Houston, we have a blender
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you never un-have a 4some
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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