The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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