I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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