yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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