it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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