My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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