I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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