I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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