people are starting to question the shark bite story
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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