super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my vagina gasped.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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