quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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