Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
4 words: hood of his car
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Someone came in the potted fern
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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