On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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