They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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