listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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