My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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