The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're earring is so big in my mouth
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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