Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just tell him i said nine months
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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