how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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