y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let the clothes fall where they may.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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