Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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