how can u be prego again
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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