Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I did not marry a roomba.
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