the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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