He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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