She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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