this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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