But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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