omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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