Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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