U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've blown a few things in my day
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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