Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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