she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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