that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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