I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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