And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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