so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
