Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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