Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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