It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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