Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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