"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
