just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My vagina is officially offended.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
