I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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