just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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