this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
