I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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