so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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