i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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