She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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