so explain again why im purple
no
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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