whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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