Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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