i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I understand Curling. That high.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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