i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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